How Labor Can Win Easily (9)

Posted by Bob Ellis on August 28, 2013 Leave a comment (2) Go to comments

Run a lottery whose tickets are fifty cents and whose prizes are free car ferry tickets, five thousand of them, to and from Tasmania.

After a year make that twenty thousand.

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chris hunter August 28, 2013 at 10:32 am

I’m sure Clive would like that, it’s called, of course, greasing the pump.

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Wombat August 28, 2013 at 6:24 pm

Labor can win easily by:-

1. Demonstrating the carbon tax is a lie…there is plenty of evidence there-why not use it?

2. Demonstrating that Direct Action is a con-it pays the polluters to blow out more shit. There is plenty of proof there why not use it?

3. Selling our strong economy like John Howard did a few months ago when he said unemployment is low and the economy is strong. Why does Howard have to do our work for us?

4. Demonstrating our debt is low-there is plenty of evidence there…why not use it?

5. 85% of mining profits go out of Australia. Most people don’t know that….why not tell them?

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