The Things We Do For Love: Joe Hockey After Dark

(First published by Independent Australia)

The one big thing Joe Hockey needs to bring down a Budget that slashes money to the needy – moral authority – he does not have any more. The smh headline, Treasurer for sale, and the ‘VIP’ meetings Joe accorded to those who paid up to 22,000 dollars to the ‘North Shore Forum’, his backers’ front organisation, means every cent he allots to advantage big business hereafter, every cent he denies teenagers, old people and the mothers of school children, is tainted. And he really should stand down as Treasurer till he is investigated, and Cormann announce the Budget, in his comic Schwarzenegger accent, in his place.

Since Askin’s time the kickback to the crooked mate has been the Liberal way in New South Wales, and those ‘colourful Sydney identities’, Hockey and Abbott, have splashed about in the trough of this tradition for years now. One has only to think of Abbott’s personally administered slush fund ‘Australians For Honest Politics’ which was used to gaol, wrongly, Hanson and Ettridge and to slander, lethally, Cheryl Kernot, to realise how many legs this influential centipede has walked on down the years since Askin opened his gambling den, the Forbes Club, and his cops kept Four Corners, at gunpoint, out of it.

There is no reason to suspect this method of dealing (so celebrated in Rake) ever ceased. Greiner ended the luxurious sleeping trains to Brisbane and Melbourne, and sold off the twinette carriages to a mate, for, I think, eight hundred dollars each, for use in a private nostalgic rural tourist project that never eventuated. There were the gambling licences, and the development permissions, James Packer so smoothly achieved in Darling Harbour. There was the twenty million dollars Sinodinos was to get for securing O’Farrell’s signature, if he could, on a half-billion dollar contract to sluice sewage smoothly to some new-built western suburbs.

Greiner, wonderfully, and what a goose he is, on radio a fortnight ago said lobbying was an essential part of the democratic process, and he, himself, would have accepted the now notorious Grange, and, moreover, drunk it.

He said this a fortnight ago, which shows how accepted, how smugly boasted, how self-righteously embraced, and how long-standing it is.

And the Treasurer and the Prime Minister are part of it. Bribed men who, lying, said no student, old person, ABC employee or mother would be worse off.

It is hard to imagine a GG as honourable as Sir Peter Cosgrove not demanding from them reasons why he should not dismiss them and call fresh elections if, as it seemed, their acquisition of government was so riddled with dishonest process, and dishonoured vows. It is equally hard to imagine what they would say in response.

And we will see what we shall see.

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  1. I await with an eagerness unbecoming a man of my age the playing out of this Hockey vs Mining Industry bout.

    The budget, the new tax, the PPL, are, as yet, abstractions.

    This one however, is not.
    Not by a long shot.

    Ask Kevin.
    Or Julia.

    Welcome Joe, welcome to Govt.

  2. Abbott has never decalred who the donors to his Australians for honest politics trust were. How do we know what favours were offered or sought for those secret donations? What deals went through Howards Government for those donors that the ICAC would like to know about? If you get a call from Abbott asking for money, surely an obligation is created.

  3. Diogenes can go on seeking for an honest man long after examining the Looters Party in Canberra. I doubt that he would find such a person in any of the State Looters Party governments either, but you never know. There may be one about to be deselected somewhere.

    When they seek to point at Labor, it is very much the pot calling the kettle black.

  4. ‘Abbott’s Slush Fund – HOW ABBOTT FUNDED THE FIGHT AGAINST ONE NATION’ Margot Kingston (11 dec 2012) New Matilda site… covers Abbott’s continued lies he had nothing to do with a slush fund! Top reading!

  5. And there was the disgraceful decision to back Westconnex which is nothing more than a huge payoff and bribe to Liberal Party developer mates…the rot has set in Griener…if you follow my drift…lol

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