The word ‘narcissist’ was used against Assange by Janet Albrechtsen this morning as it was never used against Peter Costello, the ‘sado-narcissist’ (my coinage), or Margaret Thatcher, or Baz Luhrman, or Christopher Pyne, or Madonna; or, indeed, the lovely, slender, long-necked Janet Albrechtsen whom Rhys Muldoon so wants to fuck, and me too, sometimes, I ween.
Narcissism is what you should be killed for, she implies. This beast Assange wants only praise for what he’s done, relentlessly seeks publicity and says he’s a truth-teller but doesn’t want the truth to come out of ‘what really happened’ between him and the two Swedish women because, well, he’s a rapist, isn’t he, he must be, or he’d turn up in Sweden for his trial and sentencing.
And how would that trial be fair? How could it be? She has just prejudiced every jury in the known world.
The facts, as she well knows, are that the ‘sex by surprise’ woman, AA, slept naked beside him for three more nights, threw a party in honour of him and offered to be his unpaid secretary for life. The other, WS, the ‘raped me without a condom’ one, had had sex with him twice that same night, protested the condomless conjunction but did not forbid it, and tried to link up with him for eight more days wanting an ongoing affair with him.
This is the truth of the matter, uncontested by either side, and Albrechtsen, lying, says it is not known. And the girls therefore have no case. And she says they do. And this is why he has never been arrested, because they have no case. And she says they do.
And it is not the truth Assange fears but being tortured and killed.
He fears he will be given up to the US by Sweden and in a US prison treated as his informant Bradley Manning is being treated. In a six-by-nine cell, isolated from other humans, with loud music and bright flashing lights and freezing and frying temperatures and nothing to read, Manning is looking forward to sixty more years of the same and Assange, correctly, is not too keen to be treated likewise; or assassinated as Albrechtsen’s colleagues Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity and, presumably, Rupert Murdoch wants him to be.
It is clear, then, to any reasonable person that Albrechtsen is lying with her every breath and hates Assange because he does stand for truth, and publish it, and I invite her to sue me for saying this.
Or to debate me anywhere, any time.