Lines For Albo (11): The Rinehart Remedial Poetry Initiative Prefigured

‘Gina Rinehart writes such bad poetry she should not be let near the Warialda Echo let alone the Age, the smh and the Financial Review. It is wrong for illiterates, and philosophical drongoes, capable of a rhyme scheme like that, to influence, or seek to influence, what the people think.

‘Gina-specific legislation should therefore deny all minerals –  all, all of the people’s minerals — to her shovels till she has given up all her holdings in Fairfax, donated them to the ABC, and undertaken to enrol in remedial verse composition tutorials with Bob Ellis, Rolf Harris, John Clarke and Pam Ayres, and pays them six hundred thousand dollars an hour for it, for at least ten hours each.’

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