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So: Australia’s worst Treasurer runs the world’s best economy, according to Joe. And what we have to do is get rid of him and put in Joe, who opposed with derision his every successful strategy.

Makes a whole heap of sense, doesn’t it? Find what’s best for the nation, and do the opposite.

  1. Hope there’s not another GFC before the Liberals can pay down the debt and get some money in the bank.

  2. Why can’t people get it through their thick heads that money is to be spent, not put into some mythical bank?

    What fucking good is it in a vault – perhaps so that Gina, Clive etc can roll around in it like Scrooge McDuck??

    • Not a bad idea, DQ, a bit of a leg’s up in the vault, a lolling in the lolly, so to speak. Properly done, it could be an wonderful paean to the benefits of capitalism, showing fabulously wealthy people enjoying their lucre in ducats and spades.

      I envisage the G-babe and Clivo in their cossies, Speedos for him and a Miracle Suit for the babe, their hides smeared with the best virginal olive oil to heighten the sensual thrill of sliding down the pile. A PR triumph, or the kind of spectacle that might just catalzye sufficient comment for the govt. to finally levy an appropriate tax on the magnetic magnates.

  3. bananarama man: What are you on?
    You may be stuck on the pages of the Hockey hymn sheet, but the Government debt is well within bounds.
    Visualise Joe in a pair of ‘budget smugglers’?
    Laugh out loud. he’s an economic moonbat.

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