Kennett, gambling executive; Greiner, tobacco executive; Packer, illiterate Scientologist; Abbott, brain-damaged pug; Pyne, shrieking twerp; Heffernan, poofter basher; Barnaby Joyce, innumerate bumpkin: here we have the Tories in their present earthly glory, fit and ready for government. The gang that couldn’t shoot straight. Vote for them.
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It baffles me that so many Aussies vote for them…
I would never, not even under torture.
Recovering from choking on my cornflakes down here… Kennett bwahahaha………..
Yeah, he invites you into the casino and gets you depressed. Then he treats you for depression at Beyond Blue.
Never say bwahahahahaha again.
Sorry Bob..
substitute words ‘snorts with derision’
And not so much Beyond Blue as Beyond Belief.
From Gatsby to ‘brain-damaged pug’… so much hatred you now have courtesy of the treatment of your mate Thom(p)son.
Is any of it inaccurate?
The criticism of Thom(p)son? No probably not.
Banned for life.
Say it is not so.
Just kidding.
Scared you though didn’t I.
I see little of Gatsby, a self-deluded, social climbing crook, any more in this shambling thicko. I told him to see my chiropractor and get more sleep and he did not. And the moral wreck you see now is the result. I compared him not to Gatsby but Scott Fitzgerald. And see how he ended up.
I stand corrected Bob. So you are his Hemingway in this analogy? And I did appreciate the joke, albeit my heart skipped a beat.
Banned for life.
Fuck you.
Just kidding.
You are however dicing with death.
What should he call Thomson since he is now voting with the coalition against ALP gag orders.
A famous quote regarding Quasimodo comes to mind, or is the ALP worried that Thomson is too fragile? Though taunting Abbott saying he should sit with the ALP to negate is vote probably doesn’t suggest fragility?
His voting caused Mr Pyne to flee the chamber as “fast as a gazelle” (Pyne’s words).
But not fast enough. It was yet another race Abbott did not win.
About the only one he won was when he surprised himself by toppling Turnbull for OL.
Has he ever won anything, before or since?
He has weeks to go before being toppled, Bob thinks. I give him until August, perhaps September.
The opposition is truly pathetic, and truly desperate to force a poll any way they can.
Once the electorate wakes up that they have been ‘had’ by the opposition and the media for years, the result won’t be pretty for this woeful rag-tag of incompetent shadow-minister thingys.
I wonder why my message posted earlier today about ALP MPs convicted for sex offences against children is no longer here.
I will ask my wife.
Defamation, perhaps? (I didn’t see it either, but think about the content before blogging!)
Can’t be defamation. All through the courts and subject to absolute privilege.
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“I move that the Leader of the Opposition be severely censured by this House for attempting to deprive a member of parliament of his lawful vote.”