2.39 pm Friday
The results coming in from England suggest the Murdoch Effect is killing the Tories and my role model Ken Livingstone, the newt-fancying pro-lesbian bigamist, may just take London back, in his sixty-seventh year.
Watch this space.
9.95 am Saturday
Boris has beaten Ken by eight thousand votes, reversing in London a trend all over England that puts Labour on 39 percent and the Tories on 31. Labour has gained 823 seats and the Tories lost 405 and the Lib-Dems 336. Labor’s vote is up 16 points, the Tories’ down 9 and the Lib-Dems 8.. The Socialists will win in France tomorrow and the semi-Katterite super-socialists, who will abandon the euro and reaffirm the drachma as I lately advised, in Greece the same day.
This means I guess that Boris will be Tory leader soon, after his fellow Bullingdon buffoon David Cameron is booed by the Party Conference in September, and Clegg, mayhap, with Labour’s support and Miliband as deputy, Lib-Dem Prime Minister by Christmas and putting up new laws that will bring in preferential voting and so extinguish the Tory Party by 2020.
And so it goes.