Terrance is banned for two months, till June 25. In a day or two, his name will not appear, nor any of his responses under pseudonyms.
Jim has two months to prove he can write and punctuate a clear sentence. If he cannot, he will be banned for life. He is costing me too much readership.
The Cat is banned for life plus eighty-two years. He/she will be hunted down and exterminated if he/she attempts disguised re-entrance in any cavity.
G. K. Cole will be tolerated for two months, but only if he/she so signs herself. Then we shall see.
Simon is warned. Loula is getting on my nerves.
I will be seventy on May 10, and I need less aggravation.
Those contributions I like, such as those of late of Cangoru and My Girl Pearl, I will sometimes put up unamended in the main body of the text.
Work harder. Please.
Your obedient servant,